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    How to lose that eggnog weight

    Catch a barfing disease from your 5 year old.  ARGH.

    More good news: I was able to watch the Real Housewives of Orange County and Watch What Happens Live, completely uninterrupted, while quarantined in the guest bedroom. 

    Wasn't it fascinating to watch Vicki's performance last night?  I wonder if Coto University offers a course on How to Manipulate and Control Friends through Tears, Pouting and Creepy Stares.

    She literally brought Tamra to her knees!  That is some expert work right there.  More on this later.

    Did anyone else watch Sarah Jessica Parker and Andy Cohen on WWHL?  Andy sparkled, but SJP was so diplomatic and self-deprecating that she came off as completely without personality.  I was waiting for her to give an honest opinion on at least one of the trivial subjects Andy was quizzing her on, but she never did.  I have to trust that in private, she does have opinions about She by Sheree and crappy fake hair and Tiger Woods and Voltaggios vs. Kevin but we didn't get any of that.  Disappointing.  I did, however, appreciate her reference to Shawn Cassidy and comparing Andy's show to public access television. 

    Congrats to Porkchop for winning Top Chef fan favorite.  Andy did ask him about going through a split with his wife during the last few challenges, and he said "I don't want to use that as an excuse."  So it is confirmed.  Did anyone else think he still looks really sad about his loss/personal life?

    Please, GIVE IT TO ME in the comments.


    Warning: this photo may hypnotize you

    I've been looking at it for about 10 minutes now and I still can't tear myself away.  I think I want to...motorboat Andy Cohen's furry chest?  Yes.  Yes, I do.

    Remember the reports of Kim Zolciak demanding more money to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta?  Well, Kim has turned out to be a wily negotiator--recently she pulled out her secret weapon:  The Lesbian Rumor.  Her alleged lover is the lady in the middle of that gay manwich up there, 9th grade algebra teacher Miami DJ Tracy Young.  Can you hear Bravo panting?  Read more juicy details here

    (By the way, I know some sites are saying that Kim has already been fired, but I can't find any confirmation from a reputable--and I use that word hesitantly in this context--source.  If you can, email my know-it-all ass.)

    Don't forget the Top Chef reunion tonight.  I don't know if I can bear to watch my sweet Porkchop put on a brave face for the cameras. 

    If there is any justice in the world, he will win fan favorite.