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    Dreams for sale!

    First Kim Zolciak put her exquisite evening gowns on the market, and now Kelly Bensimon is offering the ultimate piece of Real Housewives history:  THE GREEN BRASS MONKEY DRESS

    OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!  Bidding starts at $49.99 and the size is XS (i.e. stretched out).  Ten percent of the proceeds will go to the Red Cross.  A whole $4.99 to the Red Cross! Very generous.  Autographed photo of Kelly included. 

    Look at her:

    Is that a sense of humor I see?  Maybe it's just gas.  But I think I might be starting to like her a little bit! (but don't tell anyone because I will deny it.)

    I can't help but picture myself prancing around town in this number, scoffing at people, judging their energy and telling them that they are being "rully rully inappropriate."

    I can barely breathe right now.

    To the other Real Housewives cast members:  time to up the ante.  Danielle, I'm thinking that you can sign your copy of Cop without a Badge and pair it with an eightball and a free session with your eyebrow waxer.  Tamra, you can sell your engagement ring (fingers crossed it's not CZ, girl!), and Bethenny, I suggest auctioning off the right to name your unborn child and donating 11% to charity.  I know you've already thought about it, so get on it already!

    Anything that you want?  Name it.  Also, if you're going to bid on any of Kelly's items, you'd damn well better let me know.


    More elegant and cheek

    Want to know how to change your space when it gets rully rully boring?  You're in luck; here is Kelly Bensimon's "apartment makeover":

    click through if you can't see the video

    Go here for the equally drastic bathroom makeover.  Par for the course, people.

    Real Housewives of New York City begins March 4.  In other words, NOT SOON ENOUGH.

    Guess who's going to be on Watch What Happen Live this Thursday?  Tamra Barney and JLew (!!!!!!!!!).  If I can get my act together, I'm going to post something really creepy in his honor. 

    Happy Monday, babies!

    (thanks to Michelle)


    Party at Ryan's!

    Is he still living with his grandma?  Anyhow, check it out:

    And here I thought it was all a ruse. 

    No more jokes from me (for now at least).  Divorce is just sad, even when it comes to Tamra Sue. 


    (thanks to the anon who tipped me in the comments of the last post.  Read more here.)