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    I promise it will be okay.

    This video will haunt you for HOURS, but you must watch it.  Not only to see the Countess look like even more of an asshole (I know, I didn't think is was possible either!), but Jill.  Oh God.  JILL.

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    Reader Comments (36)

    Catchy~ Kinda dug it (the horror!)

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJen

    Ladies with an attitude, fellas that were in the mood...

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterscarlett

    This makes no sense. Chic c'est la vie, c'est bon.... WTF???? Also, my eardrums are bleeding.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterubercrafty

    This is really bad. In the heavily made-up shots, she kind of looks like Terri Hatcher.

    But, if you think this is bad, did you see Countess with her new long blonde hair. Yikes!!

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTrudie

    I just rewatched it (yeah, I know I am a glutton for punishment) and noticed that when Jill went to take a sip of her Diet Coke she opened her mouth so wide it looked like she was going to swallow the glass.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTrudie

    I believe I heard the word "dignity" in this little ditty. Quite to the contrary, I have never seen anything so vulgar and undignified. These chicks wouldn't know class if it bit them on their saggy asses.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteranon (the other one)

    This totally reminds me of a Saturday Night Live fake commercial.

    OMG, just check out the blond extension make over.. at here
    who is that person? How can hair make that much difference...? Also, the song is pathetic....but what would you expect?

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commentertinkalicious

    "the little things can take you down so it's best to brush them off". Sorry, but that's good advice.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterscarlett

    I have so many things to say. But I have just now noticed the freaking guns on the Countess, as well as her terrifying laugh at the end. So I will refrain.
    Jill, however, trying to nonchalantly and naturally raise the roof killed me.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStacy

    I'm so embarrassed. For her children.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commentersusanjay

    I don't know what you're talking about -- that's the best Janice Dickinson has looked in years.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermamacita

    Is she serious?

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKathryn

    Jill is the worst actress ever! Does Kelly have any rhythm? I think she's nearly sporting the White Man Overbite dancing on a chaise lounge. The Countess continues to be as monotone as always.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKOC

    Good Gawd Almighty. I didn't think it was possible to hate LuAnn anymore than I did, but I was wrong. She is so pretentious and smarmy and full of herself I just threw up in my mouth. I didn't think Jill was anywhere near as bad as the Cuntess.

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermerciblahblah

    The thing about Jill is that no matter how much money she spends to glam herself up, she can never escape the image of big mouth, fanny pack and sneakers. It's almost endearing. ALMOST.

    June 29, 2011 | Registered CommenterSGM

    This makes Simon's song almost appealing. Almost being the key word. ;)

    June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKC

    Was Jacques tardy for that party?

    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBarb

    Drop the Countess crap already. This was bad all around. The threesome looked like a clique of high school mean girls.

    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNaz

    Jill looks like the little girl that got invited to the party because the birthday girl felt sorry for her. She doesn't quite fit in. The couch dancing is truly heinous. In the last show Alex summed it up nicely. If I had a photographic memory, or motivation I would find the exact wording. She called the the countess something like pompous, entitled, aloof, ect.

    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJenjen

    Jill looks like she should be driving Ally to bat mitzvah lessons and contemplating a quick stop at Bed Bath & Beyond.

    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    OhNoOhNoOhNo. LuMann is just awful. And Jill? So *natural*, right? ::eye roll:: I have rebound embarrassment for them. I am shocked and appalled to admit that the best thing about this video is Kelly.


    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCindy

    Quote from my 6 year old:
    "I don't want to watch this it's too dumb"

    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJenjen

    The only way this show will continue to hold my interest is another Kelly meltdown. She needs to start a feud with either Luann or Jill.

    Otherwise, I'm ready for a new cast entirely.

    June 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteranon


    the lip syncing is off.

    she needs better producers.

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