Thursday
Dec152011
When life gets tough,
Thursday, December 15, 2011 
sometimes all you need is Joe Gorga wearing a string bikini.*
*and by tough, I mean American-style tough. As in, "Oh shit, I have to brave Target and the liquor store this weekend?" and "I don't care who's in the Nutcracker, I can't sit through an 2 hours of ballet" and also "WHY GOD WHY did I forget to dvr RHOBH this week?"
Reader Comments (15)
I have no words.
Well, OK, maybe a few. Why, Joe Gorga, why do you feel the need to live out 'Dude looks like a lady' every other week?
You know,I really like this article,thank you for your share.
As your friend, I am becoming a tad concerned at the Joe Gorga love. Sweetie, he is taken. And though you blow doors on MelGo, I am afraid you will never be a rHONJ. I say this out of love!!
Looks like versace neckties is the only person on my side. I know who my real friends are!!!!!
Thrones Etc.?! Bwahahahaha.
http://bitchinsisters.wordpress.com/2011/12/05/its-christmas-bitches/
Isn't the real question here which one of those hags is topless in the hot tub? Ick.
I thought the same thing. Hopefully it was an extra--if they're anything like Teresa, they have approx 128 bikinis each.
Our Target sells liquor!
Happy holidays! Hope you have a great time with those you love and those you have to put up with!
Please tell me you're writing a post that depicts Lisa wiping her tears away on Pandora's shirt and the lady that they flashed to with the huge boobs at the white party?
I live for your posts! Your blog makes me weep. One of my New Years reso's is to start commenting on my fave blogs (yours and like two others).
He looks good in that bikini. You really have a good time. Happy New Year!
Am I the last person to know about this??!!
http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-12-29/get-your-first-official-look-at-nene-leakes-on-glee-photos/
WTF? Celebrity Apprentice was one thing, but a real television show? With a script and everything? I bet money Sheree had a small anuerysm when she heard about this.
I had no idea, but of course it's a fight scene. No one fights like NeNe! Unlike Sheree, she knows how to deliver her violence with charm.
Why is she wearing a dress in the jacuzzi? Her hair is wet so don't tell me she's just putting her feet in. Thats the lady equivalent of the man tee in the pool. Get a nice one piece with support and hope for the best.