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    Fall on your knees

    because our prayers have been answered.

    Please, I ask that no one call me during that time because I will be vigorously humping the tv.

    Reader Comments (15)


    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermy favorite and my best

    WTF did we do before cable shopping? Internet porn?

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersarah

    I wonder if my therapist will mind if I end our session early...JL is that important ya know

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commentergayhooker

    design porn, frank will be so jealous!!

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrichie

    I hope he and Nate Berkus hiss at each other like angry swans.

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    Your last sentence just made my day! Thank you:)

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBrit

    HAHA oh god i love that man

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDesign Darling

    I will be daydreaming about Jeff and Nate hissing at each other (like swans!) all day.

    Woe is the QVC hostess who gets Jeff tonight. Do you think they are drawing straws?

    January 21, 2010 | Registered CommenterSGM

    Vigorously humping televisions always makes it better, doesn't it?

    January 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChateau de Lu

    As long as it doesn't conflict with my O.C. time - I'm down. It's actually a pretty sweet little bench for 99.00 clams.

    You can still view his presentation online at QVC. I will try and post a link:

    I really like the four togetherfor a coffee table.

    January 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie from Illinois

    Sorry the link isn't clickable, you will have to cut and paste. When you get to QVC just click on video. Jeff was actually quite restrained during the presentaion.

    Love your blog!

    January 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie from Illinois

    Oooooh, thank you Debbie. Your are saving me from having to fast fwd through two hours of QVC. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed he was subdued.....

    January 25, 2010 | Registered CommenterSGM

    omg omg, i just watched it and I'm all flushed b/c he said "so damn sexy." EEK.

    It IS a pretty sweet little bench for $99.

    January 25, 2010 | Registered CommenterSGM

    Vigorously humping the tv is good, but languidly humping it is better.

    January 29, 2010 | Unregistered Commenters.

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