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    Dec142009

    Heffah and Moose play hardball

    Have you heard that NeNe and Kim are demanding more money to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta?

    "Text that bitch Andy Cohen and tell him he's picking up our tab at Cinco's tonight or we walk!"

    Yes!  TMZ says they're holding out in order to get their super-high 'lectricity bills paid (!) but Gatecrasher says it's about "diva-esque requests."  Both sound right to me.

    I love watching NeNe and Kim on RHOA, but what I would love even more would be to see their reactions when Bravo stops returning their phone calls.  Talk about a BAM! to the FACE.

    Speaking of $$$, I recently ran across Bravo's "can you match the pocketbook to the ATL housewife?" quiz (NO, I am not kidding).  Let's ignore the fact that on the previous season of RHOA, "pocketbook" meant "vagina" and move on to the more pressing matter:  NeNe's pocketbook.

     Oh GOD, I cannot stop giggling.  Can't you see her emptying the contents of her handbag and carefully pulling out that styrofoam plate of chicken and rice, explaining "I'm HUNgreee!!" (not to mention a little irregular). 

    Honestly, I have no room to talk--my purse is full of garbage.  Who am I to judge? ("but I'm HUNgree!!")

    Anyhow, thank you, Bravo.  Thank you for these dumbshit quizzes on your website (find more here, here and here).  I'm sure Kim and NeNe will find them to be a satisfying way to pass the time when they are out of a J-O-B.

    Reader Comments (22)

    I say let them go! Their just not that interesting once they start taking themselves so seriously. Remember BRAVO there are plenty of vapid ridiculous women to take their place. Personally I would like to see the "Real Housewives - Where Are They Now?" series in about ten years time......

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterP from the D

    Floss and Mac Lipglass! Kim has Valtrex and Newport King 100s in hers. I suspect she carries wet wipes around too. You know, because of the pantyless miniskirt situation.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersweetshorn

    I truly can see Nene pulling the chicken plate out of her purse.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlexis

    I'm always mortified when people keep deodorant in their purse or desk drawer. It's mean't to be put on ONCE in the morning after a shower when you're clean. Not throughout the day like chapstick. Gross. You know those babes will cave to any final offer Bravo gives them. No way they'll give up this gig.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjennifer

    I love how she has Q-Tips in there. What do you suppose those are for?! That one has me stumped.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Lil Bee

    That's funny, I always keep a whole brisket in my purse. You know, for sharing.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermamacita

    Sweetshorn's comments are hitting my sweet spot.

    it is grosser to me that she carries around deoderant. you know she has clumped up bits of deoderant under those snausage arms of hers.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermy favorite and my best

    Don't these bitches know Jews are cheap? I mean, really, like Andrew is going to foot Kim and NeNe's energy bill when he probably doesn't even pay his own...

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergayhooker

    MFAMB: That's exactly the reason I use the Mitchum Clear Gel; had the same problem...

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergayhooker

    Holy shit, the baby wipes were just a guess! If that bottle does not have Valtrex in it, I will eat one of Kim's old wigs, strand by strand. That made my day, SGM.

    Harvey Millstein, CID, where is your blog?

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersweetshorn

    Aww now, now, we all know the deodorant is for freshening up after a visit to the truck stop. A girl's gotta make a buck!

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMinus75

    Ha!

    I saw NeNe Saturday night in Athens, GA at s tennis match against Serena Williams & Melanie Oudin. She is VERY tall & broad. My husband snapped a picture of her on the sly. She was out up on the jumbotron "NeNe Leakes form the RHWOA!". Lots of folks stopped by to get their picture made with her, including my babysitter. An exciting night was had by all in Athens!

    And breaking news...NeNe & Kim FIRED from RHW...here is the link, sorry I do not know how to make it small!

    http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977946731&grpId=3659174697259616

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermomtobe3

    sweetshorn: that's an excellent question

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergayhooker

    Sweetshorn, I'm better at commenting. (And valances.)

    What about you?

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHM, CID

    I have an Etsy shop and occasionally post here:

    http://www.theestateofthings.com/wp_teot/

    I am starting a petition calling for a HM, CID blog!

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersweetshorn

    Shop here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/sweetshorn (I hate shameless plugs). You hos are welcome to an indefinite 20% discount.

    December 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersweetshorn

    Nice store, sweetshorn!! You have a good eye.

    That spray can in Kim's purse? Gotta be Rid (http://www.ridlice.com/).

    December 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    WTF kind of aerosol does she have there on the right?

    December 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersarah

    Thanks, Anon.

    I think it is a travel size FDS. They make great stocking stuffers, you know.

    December 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersweetshorn

    Who the hell still says "pocketbook?!"

    December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnn

    NeNe uses the same hand cream that I do.

    December 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteramberchella

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