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    The best moment from last night, slightly reinterpreted

    "What medications am I on?  Hmmm.  Let's see.  Chloroform, marzipan, listeria, tiricisjsjiengns and the odd spray of cranberry fir room freshener."


    "Wow, that's a lot of drugs.  No wonder everyone thinks you're a tweaker.  Wait--you're not drinking alcohol while you're on these meds, are you?"


      "Wha?  Oh no.  I'd never do that.  I don't touch alcohol anymore.  I would never never never drink alcohol while on these drugs because that would be....?????"




      "Dangerous!  Absolutely!  I would never do something dangerous.  It'd be like burying your face in cocaine or something stupid like that, right?  Haha!  That probably wouldn't get a person extra-high or anything.  Would it?"


    "Kim, that question concerns me.  Why do you ask?"


    "No reason.  I'm just curious.  Curious Kim!  Curious Kim with a horrible controlling sister, no money and a beat-down hobo for a boyfriend.  Every reason to participate in a healthy, non-destructive lifestyle, Paul."


    That's the conversation that was really happening.  We all know it.


    Was anyone else disappointed that the psychic didn't turn to Faye Resnick and say "Nicole is here and she says OJ did it."  I was waiting for it.  Expecting it.  Why invite Faye to a seance if you're not going to ask about OJ?!  Total disregard of Chekov's gun, Andy Cohen.  

    Thoughts on this season so far?  Is anyone watching Atlanta?  I accidentally did.  Missed you guys.  xxoo 



    Finally, a political speech I can understand.

    I cannot really even preface this.  You just need to watch it.

    Peeno Greeeee-jio!   Doesn't it make you want to hone your own Ramoner impersonation?  God, yes.


    Thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID, the wind beneath my wings. 


    The RHONY bloodletting!

    Can you imagine the screaming and crying that must be going on at Jill's apartment right now?  Oh boy. Bethenny needs to be extra careful today, you know what I mean?

    I'm not surprised Jill being let go, but I am surprised (and slightly disappointed) about Kelly.  I really did enjoy watching her.  She had the most riveting blend of arrogance and stupidity.  Cheers to you, old girl.  I'll miss you.

    Read the whole story HERE.  Thoughts?


    Thank you, Joe Gorga, for making Real Housewives of New Jersey entirely watchable again. 



    THANK YOU JESUS! (this time from me)

    Jeff Lewis and his new show, in the LA Times.  Get on it.